{"product_id":"instant-underpants","title":"Instant Underpants","description":"\u003cp data-pm-slice=\"1 3 []\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eInstant Underpants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eNeed emergency underpants? Just add water. Instant Underpants come compressed into a tiny pellet inside a convenient round tin. Soak the pellet briefly in water, then pull it apart to reveal a pair of disposable unisex underpants.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSilly yet surprisingly practical, Instant Underpants make a hilarious novelty gift, stocking stuffer, white elephant gift, or addition to an emergency kit. The disposable underpants fit most children and small adults.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFeatures:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul data-spread=\"false\"\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDisposable unisex underpants compressed into a pellet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eExpands when soaked in water\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eSimply soak and gently pull apart\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFits most children and small adults\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003ePackaged in a 2.5\" round tin\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eIncludes one pellet of disposable underpants\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cspan\u003eFun novelty gift, stocking stuffer, or white elephant gift\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"ARCHIE MCPHEE","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":67623828095188,"sku":"433951","price":7.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0350\/9898\/4579\/files\/instant_underpants.jpg?v=1790958481","url":"https:\/\/apothecarygiftshop.com\/products\/instant-underpants","provider":"Apothecary Gift Shop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}