Special Shit is an All Purpose Seasoning for meats, vegetables, and seafood. It can make steaks, seafood, chicken, or any other kind of food taste delightful. Just sprinkle special shit on whatever you're cooking and no longer will it taste like the same ol' shit.

Ingredients: Salt, Pepper, Granulated Garlic, Paprika, Sugar, Granulated Onion, Chili Powder, Plain Meat Tenderizer, Calcium Stearate. 

Bull Shit: Get the most robust flavor of Bull Shit by generously sprinkling both sides of your favorite steak and letting it sit, at room temperature, an hour before you cook it. And if anyone says their steak is as good as yours just say Bull Shit. 

Ingredients: Sea Salt, Salt, Pepper, Paprika, Brown Sugar, Granulated Garlic, Granulated Onion, Granulated Celery. 

Good Shit will add just enough sweetness to leave your taste buds dancing. Try it on Teriyaki, popcorn (for that sweet and salty taste), ribs, chicken, put it on everything! 

Ingredients: Granulated Sugar, Brown Sugar, Paprika, Salt, Pepper, Garlic, Onion, Chili Powder.